Uh, we had a slight internet malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

We’re sending a squad up…

Uh, uh, negative. We have a router leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Anyway, the DSL issues have been resolved and new funny is up for your reading and love. So read it. And love it.

Won’t you?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my monkey. Prepare to die.