Just when you thought it safe to go back in the arcade: I’ve got no real announcements to be made for the site. I just want to thank y’all for bearing with me through the unexpected hiatus. I’d expected to skip the day after the fourth, but my dad had a little emergency surgery on his guts. You see he’d previously had gut surgery to get rid of a cancerous polyp, and the scar tissue from that surgery decided to go evil and attack his guts. You could say it was trying to help his guts, but it ended up hating his guts. Anyway, he’s recovering right now before the doctors reconnect his guts in a couple of months. Moral of the story: Be nice to your guts.

Guts! Guts! Guts!