Okay, I’ve got some bad news, and I’ve got some good news. (Revisionist history edition)

The bad news? Due to a family emergency, the holiday weekend, various bouts of traveling, and lingering tiredness, there will be no strip today. So, enjoy your three-day holiday weekend, and new strips will resume on July 12.

The good news? Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 18th birthday, and you know what that means…GAME ON!!!

What? Oh, I know what you’re thinking, and let me just point out that while my feelings may be creepy and so very wrong, as of today they’re no longer illegal.

Go Lindsay, it’s your birthday…