1.35846e+17 Monkeys can’t be wrong. It is very hard to get a monkey to type even a sentence of Shakespeare. Check out the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator (dead link) to determine the lunacy of trying to randomly generate prose. If you want to do it the hard way check out The SIMI Project. Great minds think a’like monkeys. (an MTV’s The State reference)

The monkeys, they don’t do it, eh. They make love.